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Congrats on Not Killing Anyone Today Keychain | Funny Gift for Coworkers, Friends, or Burnt-Out Humans

Congrats on Not Killing Anyone Today Keychain | Funny Gift for Coworkers, Friends, or Burnt-Out Humans

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ome days, just surviving without snapping is an achievement. Celebrate the little wins with this bold and hilarious “Congrats on Not Killing Anyone Today” keychain featuring a badass skull design. It’s the perfect way to say “I kept my cool” — with just the right amount of dark humor.

Crafted from high-quality tarnish-resistant stainless steel, this 1.18" engraved keychain is built to last and sure to get a laugh. It comes packed in a FREE sleek black gift box, and includes a surprise bonus gift, making it perfect for gifting to yourself or the most sarcastic person you know.


✅ Features:

  • Stainless steel construction – strong, sleek, and durable

  • Laser-engraved message with skull design – never fades or peels

  • 1.18" round disc – lightweight, bold, and eye-catching

  • Includes FREE black gift box + bonus mystery gift

  • Ships out next business day from the U.S.


🎁 Great For:

  • Stress-fueled coworkers

  • Dark humor lovers

  • Snarky friends and family

  • People who survived another chaotic day

  • Gag gifts or stocking stuffers

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